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VHS at the Antiques Roadshow: 'I'm afraid the fact that you've 'got tons of blank tapes for it' doesn't make any difference.'

'Mom, when I was born, was I available in both Blu-ray and DVD?'

Blue video.

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Jazz is Invented

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Six jazz instruments.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'Music & Gym'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Gramaphone Man.

"I wonder what this was for."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."