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VHS at the Antiques Roadshow: 'I'm afraid the fact that you've 'got tons of blank tapes for it' doesn't make any difference.'

'Mom, when I was born, was I available in both Blu-ray and DVD?'

Blue video.

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Jazz is Invented

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Six jazz instruments.

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"What are you doing?"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Music & Gym'

Robert Drake

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Gramaphone Man.

So close... Yet so far.

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Doug tries to impress his blind date with his expansive collection of Charo CDs.