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Robert P. (All Three Formats)

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Before the Internet

Jazz is Invented

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Six jazz instruments.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

The other digital divide.

The Month of July

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I wonder what this was for."

"Please feel free to browse."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Funky Facts: Elephants.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

First and last day as census taker...

'How old is this vase?'