Tech Collector Prints

"Oh, they're not solar panels - we've nowhere else to store our outdated technology."

"Mom, we only have 6 computers, 5 phones, and 10 TVs."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Invest in technology."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'New Game'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

'And here's the toolkit.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

"I wonder what this was for."

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

Swiss Army Stove.

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."