Nostalgic Adventurer Pillows

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

Sandboxes

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"I eventually ran out of money for apps and had to start doing things the hard way."

"Gave up my imaginary friend at age 5. Reinvented him at 46."

"All I said was let's go fishing!"

"Funny, you don't see couples like that anymore."

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

"Lets go and tilt at that windmill"

This stamp album designer better be good.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"My family goes on vacation every third summer."

Despair

"When I was your age, our nannies had to carry backpacks."

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"Come on, baby—just this once! It's been forever since we got stoned and went out carolling!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Before the Internet

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'Bring out yer books!'