Novel Speedster Mugs

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Birthday Racing Car

Man running

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

A souped up car...

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Rolling Stop.

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Congratulations for male runner

Arcarde Patrol

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field