Cycle Speedster Mugs

'With her time management, she needs the cycle.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Birthday Racing Car

Man running

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

A souped up car...

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

Rolling Stop.

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Congratulations for male runner

Arcarde Patrol

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."