Cycle Speedster Pillows

'With her time management, she needs the cycle.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Birthday Racing Car

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Man running

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

A souped up car...

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

Rolling Stop.

Congratulations for male runner

Arcarde Patrol

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Sore Loser

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'