Stroller Speedster Mugs

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Birthday Racing Car

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Man running

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

A souped up car...

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Rolling Stop.

Arcarde Patrol

Congratulations for male runner

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Sore Loser

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"