Silver Speedsters T-Shirts

"To save me from losing it on the bends, I swear by a smearing of denture fixative."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I don't know who you are!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Man running

Birthday Racing Car

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

A souped up car...

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Rolling Stop.

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

caring for the elderly in Cuba

Life Extension Journal.

Congratulations for male runner

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Arcarde Patrol

I can be upgraded, can you?