Senior Speedster T-Shirts

"Dammit, Wilson! Pull over and let the serious walkers pass!"

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

'Hey, wait for me!'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Birthday Racing Car

Man running

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

A souped up car...

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Rolling Stop.

Graduate

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Arcarde Patrol

Congratulations for male runner

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

A Young Indoor Cyclist

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'