Running Event Gifts

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Second wind.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Go team!

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Banana Split...

e-shoes

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

A day at the races

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

10 K Tail-Chase

City Marathon.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."