Track Events Pillows

'On your marks, get set, schmo. On your marks, get set, joe. On your marks, get set...'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Go team!

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Green Balloon

Running

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Knight in shining Lycra!

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).