Track Meets Pillows

Tightly run track meets.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Running

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

National Academy of Sport

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Man running

Runner going through hurdles.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Centaur Sprinter

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

T-Rex Track Relay Problem

"A man and his choo-choo."

"The subject of this never ending meeting was how to keep meetings short..."

Pit Stop for Track and Field

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

Track runner running out of track

It's over the hurdle not under...