Track Meets Gifts

Tightly run track meets.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Running

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

National Academy of Sport

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Man running

Runner going through hurdles.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Centaur Sprinter

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

T-Rex Track Relay Problem

"A man and his choo-choo."

"The subject of this never ending meeting was how to keep meetings short..."

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

Track runner running out of track

Linford Christie

'Dinosaur footprints!'