Track Events Prints

'On your marks, get set, schmo. On your marks, get set, joe. On your marks, get set...'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Go team!

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Raheem Sterling

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Running

Green Balloon

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Knight in shining Lycra!

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

All dressed up and no place to go

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"