Marathon Participation Pillows

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

Man running

Couch and Potato

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Health

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

Champions biting their medals

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

'That Brown bears watching!'

'Costume - What costume?'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

Get a life

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'