Marathon Participation T-Shirts

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

City Marathon.

31. 19. 55.7.

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

401K

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Man running

Couch and Potato

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Health

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'That Brown bears watching!'

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

Champions biting their medals

'Costume - What costume?'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"