Race Participation Pillows

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

A day at the races

Danger Slow Sand.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"To help you keep a healthy pace, I'm going to release Bruno here one minuit after you start."

Get a life

The Light at the End of the Tunnel

Marathon costume

'Well, did you win or what?'

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"We ran into a marathon."

'I know you're tired of hearing the same old political cliches, but I believe in recycling.'

Here come that nutcase Chicken Little again.

5-6 PM: 'Grin and Bear It Hour"

Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.

Kamala Devi Harris caricature

The pole bolt

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

'No, thanks. I'm fine.'

Tortoise & Hare.

'I always vote for the candidate I think will do the least damage.'

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

'Ah, a stepping stone to success.'

'There wasn't anything you could do -- somebody had to win the election.'

"I don't know what we'd have done if he hadn't shown up!"

'So each year The Boat Race is between Oxford and Cambridge. Wow, that's a long way to row in just twenty minutes!'