Speedy Comedian Gifts

Looking for a gift for your speedy comedian friend or family member? Our collection features witty and humorous products that capture their quick humor and creative flair. Delight them with gifts that celebrate their love for comedy and speedy wit—perfect on mugs, T-shirts, pillows, and prints to keep their humor front and center.

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'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.' mockup

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

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I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable.... mockup

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

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"Extreme miming"

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"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes." mockup

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

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"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here." mockup

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

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I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure! mockup

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

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"How should we divide the teams?" mockup

"How should we divide the teams?"

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"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early." mockup

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

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'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.' mockup

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

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'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.' mockup

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

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"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"Are you willing to work the night shift?" mockup

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

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Fruit Fly Job Interviews

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"If I had known this was such a great place to work I would have lied more on my resume."

"If I had known this was such a great place to work I would have lied more on my resume." mockup

"If I had known this was such a great place to work I would have lied more on my resume."

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'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!' mockup

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

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"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three." mockup

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

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'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.' mockup

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

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"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts." mockup

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

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Trout Game

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"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?" mockup

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

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Astronaut plants flag and deflates the moon.

Astronaut plants flag and deflates the moon. mockup

Astronaut plants flag and deflates the moon.

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"Your resume looks good, but I'm not seeing any DNA data."

"Your resume looks good, but I'm not seeing any DNA data." mockup

"Your resume looks good, but I'm not seeing any DNA data."

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'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,' mockup

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

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'I went into hunting and gathering. And you?'

'I went into hunting and gathering. And you?' mockup

'I went into hunting and gathering. And you?'

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'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

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Ferguson, Bramley, Osgood & Holt - Big Frogs in a Small Pond.

Ferguson, Bramley, Osgood & Holt - Big Frogs in a Small Pond. mockup

Ferguson, Bramley, Osgood & Holt - Big Frogs in a Small Pond.

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"Where do you see yourself after 5 beers?"

"Where do you see yourself after 5 beers?" mockup

"Where do you see yourself after 5 beers?"

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"You're not giving me the job because I'm 'over qualified'? Oh, don't worry, most of those qualifications have been falsified."

"You're not giving me the job because I'm 'over qualified'? Oh, don't worry, most of those qualifications have been falsified." mockup

"You're not giving me the job because I'm 'over qualified'? Oh, don't worry, most of those qualifications have been falsified."

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Open entrance door to find exit door directly behind it.

Open entrance door to find exit door directly behind it. mockup

Open entrance door to find exit door directly behind it.

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Monet At Open Mic Night

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'Those two alone should ensure I become a wealthy lawyer.'

'Those two alone should ensure I become a wealthy lawyer.' mockup

'Those two alone should ensure I become a wealthy lawyer.'

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'Your standardized test scores are impressive, but we have no standardized jobs.'

'Your standardized test scores are impressive, but we have no standardized jobs.' mockup

'Your standardized test scores are impressive, but we have no standardized jobs.'

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"I don't like the reason why he tore up my resignation letter."

"I don't like the reason why he tore up my resignation letter." mockup

"I don't like the reason why he tore up my resignation letter."

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'I don't like to waste time. How long on average does it take a recruit to make general?'

'I don't like to waste time. How long on average does it take a recruit to make general?' mockup

'I don't like to waste time. How long on average does it take a recruit to make general?'

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Company president. Knock and crawl in. mockup

Company president. Knock and crawl in.

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Speedy Comedian Gifts Collection

Speedy Comedian Mugs

Discover a wide range of funny mugs featuring witty sayings that celebrate hilarious quick comebacks and comedic brilliance.

Speedy Comedian Pillows

Explore cozy pillows with humorous graphics and sayings, perfect for adding a comic touch to any space.

Speedy Comedian Prints

Browse vibrant prints that showcase the artistry of comedy and quick wit, perfect for framing and displaying their humorous personality.

Speedy Comedian T-Shirts

Find T-shirts that speak to the quick-witted with clever slogans and humorous designs for the comedy lover in your life.