Slow Pace Humorist Gifts

Racers' Gate.

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

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Daffodil bulbs

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Time management office worker

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Surreal Ale Pub.

'Vacuums!'

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

'A 3-speed transmission gives me speeds of slow, slower and slowest'

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

Death model.

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

I wanna find out about your let to buy options!

I was bitten by a radioactive bedbug – My superpower is getting a solid eight hours of sleep every night. Wow. So lucky.

"We've got to strike the setup. The patron wants organic."

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.