Slow Pace Humorist T-Shirts

Racers' Gate.

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Time management office worker

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Surreal Ale Pub.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Vacuums!'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

I wanna find out about your let to buy options!

Convergent Fauna

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

'A 3-speed transmission gives me speeds of slow, slower and slowest'

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

"Dude, don't say it..."

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

"Anyone home?"