
"I never thought you'd make it back in time, so I bought an artificial."
Wear your humor and patience proudly with our 'slow and steady humorist' t-shirts. These clever designs are ideal for those who believe in taking their time—and having fun while doing it.
"I never thought you'd make it back in time, so I bought an artificial."
"The Eggsorcist"
"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."
I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.
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History of Cartooning.
The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.
"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."
Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.
"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"
"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."
Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'
'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'
"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."
'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'
'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'
'Violin in the shape of a nude.'
Dad Socks / Dad Sex
Death model.
Racers' Gate.
An old man with bow legs
"We've got to strike the setup. The patron wants organic."
I wanna find out about your let to buy options!
"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."
Convergent Fauna
Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.
This Mind Intentionally Left Blank
Live: Middle Aged Men
'Nice, but it needs more angst.'
"It's a lovely present, but when I said I liked Mona Lisa I was thinking of the record by Nat King Cole."
Landscape with bootsale
"I spend so much time sitting at my desk, my chair now suffers from separation anxiety. I only left for lunch, and it had to follow me."
Shop Knock-Off Our Thru Exit.
What's the key to being a great artist, Al? Is it the beret? Don't be silly, Axel. It's the smock.
Community service paints Stonehenge grey.
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