Speed Demon On The Green Gifts

Fore!

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"I need to tinkle."

Under pressure.

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Route 666

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'God's speed.'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Tractor Racing

Cheesie Rider

Safe Driving.

"He's bought himself a red sport car, so I can't ride with him anymore: somehow, he says an old dog would be cramping his style..."

Baby Race.

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Smile

Steep learning curve ahead.

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Perfect."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

"You're home early, dear..." "I had a tailwind.."

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Say speed

Life in the fastest lane.

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'