Speed Demon On The Green Mugs

Fore!

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"I need to tinkle."

Under pressure.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Route 666

'God's speed.'

Cheesie Rider

Baby Race.

"He's bought himself a red sport car, so I can't ride with him anymore: somehow, he says an old dog would be cramping his style..."

Smile

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Safe Driving.

Tractor Racing

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Steep learning curve ahead.

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Perfect."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

Life in the fastest lane.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Say speed

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"