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"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Elfie Stick

Time Machine Collision

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

"It appears you have a virus."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

God creates humans.

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

God and His Copilot.

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

'It's all hand made.'

"I do miss the crystal ball."

Angel Golf

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

'It's just a miracle.'

Football

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"Every time I offer them an upgrade, they click on 'not now'."

Selfie Extension Stik

Hunter looking frightened with smoking gun. Angel dropping out of the sky.

Why there are no church hecklers.

"Do you have anything with a view of God?"

Heaven Mk. II.