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"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

God creating the galaxy.

God and His Copilot.

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

Angel Golf

"I do miss the crystal ball."

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

Football

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"Do you have anything with a view of God?"

Heaven Mk. II.

Football of the Gods...

Hunter looking frightened with smoking gun. Angel dropping out of the sky.

Why there are no church hecklers.

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

Rugby heaven

God/Saint Watching Football.

"Actually, sir, the rules were chiseled in stone."

"He's an old school angel."

'Do you think I like to throw down a bolt and hit the wrong guy?'

'Thank you for contacting The Pearly Gates. Your call may be monitored for training purposes...'

Golfers' Heaven

Golf Sale

"Try to stay calm. I'll be back tomorrow with an update."

"You have five billion, four hundred and sixty seven million, three thousand and twenty nine messages. . ."

"He's on break, and boy, did you pick a bad time to check in!"

"No! Bless you!"

"That was fast."