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"He's an old school angel."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

God creating the galaxy.

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

God and His Copilot.

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

"I do miss the crystal ball."

Angel Golf

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

Football

"He decided to become a divorce lawyer!"

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

'It's just a miracle.'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

Heaven Mk. II.

"Surprise!"

Vulcan

Football of the Gods...

Why there are no church hecklers.

Hunter looking frightened with smoking gun. Angel dropping out of the sky.

"Do you have anything with a view of God?"

'We need to be more proactive less reactive.'

Rugby heaven

Flood Ready Cows

Golf Sale

Golfers' Heaven

'Meanwhile, in another corner of the Garden of Eden...'

'What's with all the politicians suddenly getting struck by lightning?'

'Thank you for contacting The Pearly Gates. Your call may be monitored for training purposes...'

"I'm feeling smitey today."

"Yippee! I'm right!"

"Saint Pugnacious, Patron Saint of Ice Hockey."

"No! Bless you!"