Divine Intervention Fan Pillows

"That was fast."

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

Hunter looking frightened with smoking gun. Angel dropping out of the sky.

Why there are no church hecklers.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Just my luck."

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

'Is this a 'cash for clunkers' deal?'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

God and His Copilot.

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

"I do miss the crystal ball."

'Hey, good news, we had a look at the X-rays. Turns out, God is on your side.'

"For the last time- I can't Rapture you out to the Hamptons."

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

"Oh, that's the problem - it was unplugged the whole time!"

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

'This message contains confidential and/or legally privileged information, unintended recipients may not use, copy or disclose any portion of this transmission.'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

A Chariot of Fire Takes Elijah Up To Heaven (The Holy Bible).

'New Charismatic'

God throwing a lifebelt.

Heaven Mk. II.

Clergyman prays for divine intervention.

Invoice.