Divine Inspiration Enthusiast Pillows

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

Night-time halo

"OMG, LOL!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

God creating the galaxy.

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Just my luck."

'Actually, we were hoping for a less high-maintenance God.'

God changes His will.

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

Devil paints God.

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

''Halliburton'? Wait a minute! -- I meant for the MEEK to inherit the Earth!'

"For the last time- I can't Rapture you out to the Hamptons."

....And on the seventh day,god painted!

"Not too short, or people won't know I'm God."

Jesus is coming. Look busy.

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

Smite Golfer or Cow?

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

"Theologian? You guys are always fun."

'...Give me a sign.'

Angel

'New Charismatic'

Guardian Angel and Ward Angel

'Hang on, we might finally be getting his feedback on our new product proposal.'

God throwing a lifebelt.