Divine Vision Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm back here, that�s just a storm cloud!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

'We are gathered here...'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"E"

The Water Diviner

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'No thanks, just squinting.'

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

"Now, for your glasses, read the bottom line."

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

'They're still ticked off about losing the cost-of-living allowance.'

The Gods discussing humans as a product.

"Theologian? You guys are always fun."

"Well Mr. Bisley, your test results are off the scale. . !"

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

Pharmacist, Optician, Attorney At-Law.

'So that's where I left my glasses!'

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

Guardian Angel and Ward Angel

Optometrist.

'Admit it, you need to wear spectacles.'

Eagle Eye Test

'Umm.... do you have an audio chart available for the visually impaired?'