Divine Vision Enthusiast Prints

"I'm back here, that�s just a storm cloud!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

'We are gathered here...'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

"E"

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

The Water Diviner

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'No thanks, just squinting.'

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

'They're still ticked off about losing the cost-of-living allowance.'

"Now, for your glasses, read the bottom line."

The Gods discussing humans as a product.

Optometry

"Theologian? You guys are always fun."

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

"Well Mr. Bisley, your test results are off the scale. . !"

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

Guardian Angel and Ward Angel

Pharmacist, Optician, Attorney At-Law.

'So that's where I left my glasses!'

Optometrist.

'Admit it, you need to wear spectacles.'

'Umm.... do you have an audio chart available for the visually impaired?'