Divine Direction Enthusiast Prints

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

Can I have a look at the map?

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

'And He sayeth unto me, 'Behold this second set of my commandments, rendered in stone, large-print edition...''

God and His Copilot.

"That's not what I said."

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

The Water Diviner

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

Man staring at a large confusing map

Heaven - "You are here" sign.

'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!'

"Well, actually, they are written in stone."

Termite Navigation.

"Oh, it helps me remember if I already created something."

You are Here

"He's got an amazing sense of direction. He ate my GPS."

Boss of compass company to employee: 'I'm sorry, but we've decided to go another direction.'

'Oh, here we go. Thanks!'

Motorist sees highway sign: Where you are going, next right.

The voices in Randy's head were always GPS directions.

The fundamentals of Human Geography

'Oh-oh - Behavior modification!'

"I'm back here, that�s just a storm cloud!"

'It's true! He does move in mysterious ways.'

One Way

'You are where you are.'

"This is Jesus - he says he's God´s interim manager."

God and Other Odd Jobs

"And this time--no ark!"