Divine Visionaries Pillows

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

You are everywhere.

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

Angel book with feather falling out of it

'God is father to us all, but surely Jesus was his only biological child?'

"We've had millions of visitors to our website, but there's no way of telling how many of them actually believe in us!"

"You can always tell when we have new patients who need glasses."

'You are here.'

"Well, you asked for a sign!"

"Connect me with famine and pestilence would you please Angela?"

'Hey, it's Heaven, why wouldn't we cash in on that?'

Angel Fishing

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

'Yes, that should do the trick.'

Heavenly Suggestion Box

'Stop trying to change the subject!'

'Remember, smite first an ask questions later.'

'Do you know brother I think this Papacy 'IS' going to be different.'

"My post only got one like, but it is from God."