Divine Visionaries Gifts

"You have beatific vision."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

You are everywhere.

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

Angel book with feather falling out of it

"We've had millions of visitors to our website, but there's no way of telling how many of them actually believe in us!"

'God is father to us all, but surely Jesus was his only biological child?'

'Hey, it's Heaven, why wouldn't we cash in on that?'

'You are here.'

"Connect me with famine and pestilence would you please Angela?"

"Well, you asked for a sign!"

"You can always tell when we have new patients who need glasses."

Angel Fishing

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

Space Construction Co. What will we use for framing materials? Moonbeams!

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

'Yes, that should do the trick.'

Optometrist. Wow, Batman got a strong perscription. They don't say "blind as a bat" for nothing. You have another patient in the exam roon. He says it's an emergency. My vision isn't what it used to be. The morning I misjudged distance and almost flew into the side of a building! I could have been killed! You could have died because you misjudged distance?! You're right, this is an emergency ... It's a matter of life and depth!

'Stop trying to change the subject!'

It's a trade-off. I'm ugly as all get out, but I have great peripheral vision.

'Do you know brother I think this Papacy 'IS' going to be different.'

'Remember, smite first an ask questions later.'

"My post only got one like, but it is from God."