Divine Design Enthusiast Gifts

'Adam was okay, but I'd like the next project to be more user-friendly.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

The World's Easiest Airport

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

Early cave painters

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

The Design Artiste

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

'We are gathered here...'

Futons/Futoffs

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

Georges Braque.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Naked Furniture

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"