Godly Enthusiast Mugs

"You da man!"

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Christian and Born again Christian...

Noah's ark, many lions

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"What did Jesus order?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

The ecumenical dinner party.

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

Attila the Nun.