Worship Enthusiast Mugs

'Hey, the Preacher is talking about you Dad.'

I hear the morning church service is less contemporary.

Ministers: regular and TV.

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

"What did Jesus order?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

Praying mantis.

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

R.C.I.A.

God is for life not just for Christmas.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

"Wouldn't it have been easier just to tweet those?"

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

Attila the Nun.

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."