Faith And Belief Enthusiasts Prints

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"What did Jesus order?"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

"Hallelujah!"

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

Promised Land Signpost

Attila the Nun.

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

"Wouldn't it have been easier just to tweet those?"

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

Honk if you're holy.

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."

"Great news! It's a light touch regulatory framework."

'No offense, but some of these sound a little PREACHY.'

'But everybody does that stuff!'