Naming Conventions Fan T-Shirts

"You have what we are going to call Klitson's Disease, Mr. Klitson."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

Pet Cemetery.

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Knights of the Square Table.

Naming that Impala

First O.M.G. church.

Star Wars convention...

"Psychiatric convention"

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

43rd Annual Doctors Convention

Comic-Con 2013

'Now that I'm retired, I have time for state and national meetings, but I no longer need the information.'

Changing house name.

Comic Con Creeper

You think you're good, eh? Okay, you've got the lost and found windo at the Kleptomaniac's Convention.

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

The Annual Anesthesiologist Convention.

Lost and found at a magician's convention

Hipster Ventriloquist Convention

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

'I went to the Shirt Fanciers Convention and all I got was this shirt!'

"And now, let’s welcome our keynote speaker... I truly have no idea who this person is, that’s how good and ghosty they are."

"Our scheduled speaker isn't available to make it here today, but luckily we have a surprise speaker..."