Fan Conventions T-Shirts

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Bowled over again!

'It's not for myself, you understand."

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Currently Boston

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Knights of the Square Table.

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

Fan-Centric Stadium

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

"You have what we are going to call Klitson's Disease, Mr. Klitson."

"I take it your team lost again!"

Football Stadium

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

Masochistic Soccer Fan

'My pitcher needs to get fired up by the home crowd. Pass the collection basket.'

The Annual Anesthesiologist Convention.

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!