Fan Conventions T-Shirts

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Currently Boston

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Knights of the Square Table.

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Fan-Centric Stadium

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

"I take it your team lost again!"

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Football Stadium

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"You have what we are going to call Klitson's Disease, Mr. Klitson."

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

Masochistic Soccer Fan

'My pitcher needs to get fired up by the home crowd. Pass the collection basket.'

The Annual Anesthesiologist Convention.

Heat Wave Podium

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!