Naming Conventions Pillows

Regrettable names which probably seemed like a good idea at the time - Rainbow Moon-Child, Anarchy Scum Bag, Freemarket Share-Option, Tony.

"Down, Hubert Blaine Wolfesch-Legelsteinhausenorf Sr.!"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

Baby name suggestions.

Naming that Impala

'Pick a business card.'

Star Wars convention...

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"Psychiatric convention"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"You have what we are going to call Klitson's Disease, Mr. Klitson."

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

'Now that I'm retired, I have time for state and national meetings, but I no longer need the information.'

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

43rd Annual Doctors Convention

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"