Naming Traditions Pillows

I was named after my great-great-uncle Jeremiah. Well, duh! If you'd been named before him, you'd be dead.

'We just realized, Pit-O-Vipers; you never got chance to earn your name.'

"Not yet ANOTHER flippin' Aaron? How about his biblical brother, Moses?"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I love these old decorations!"

Pearly King and Queen

Out of kilter.

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

All-Candy Seder.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Baptism Then and Now

Baby name suggestions.

Christmas on Other Planets.

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Midwest Winter Items.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.