Naming Traditions Pillows

'We just realized, Pit-O-Vipers; you never got chance to earn your name.'

"Not yet ANOTHER flippin' Aaron? How about his biblical brother, Moses?"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"I love these old decorations!"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

Pearly King and Queen

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Out of kilter.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

All-Candy Seder.

Folk Wedding

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Midwest Winter Items.

Baptism Then and Now

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Baby name suggestions.

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'