Naming Tradition Fan Pillows

'We just realized, Pit-O-Vipers; you never got chance to earn your name.'

The Running of the Brie

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

First O.M.G. church.

"You have what we are going to call Klitson's Disease, Mr. Klitson."

Yale shadow

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

"And the boss says to enjoy the fruitcake."

"I couldn't decide what to give up for Lent, so I gave it all up."

'The boss came up and said, 'there are too many guys named Kevin around here' and so - I was fired!'

Viking Funeral

"My name is socks. Yours?"

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

"I'm beginning to think getting central heating was a mistake."

"...and while you're at it, pick yourself up a pair of nose-hair clippers."

"Not yet ANOTHER flippin' Aaron? How about his biblical brother, Moses?"

'Wh...what? House of straw? House of sticks? But that was so long ago!'

"Find one that uses only A, D, G, I, M, N, T and will be easier for him to text her when she's a teenager."

"Actually, it's Paul E."

Santa takes the lift to the roof.

Peter Cottontail's Blog.

Defeat

Just Abducted.

'If you really loved me you'd never have called me Euthanasia!'

"Living 900 years is all right, but your great-great- great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchildren never come to visit."

"Funny, that's what Grandpa used to say."

"Cheese!"

101 uses of a dead cat: fan

Rodney was slightly off-put while experiencing his first kiester egg hunt.

"Gold....Frankincense....and cash to cover holiday tipping."