Boat Naming Ceremony Gifts

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

Baby name suggestions.

Naming that Impala

Man painting MOM on boat

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

Becalmed yachts

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"Can you start the rain now? I just got hit with the luxury tax for this boat."

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

'You're talking three million, ballpark

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...

Changing house name.

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-Scene at London Bridge

I'm going to have a baby girl soon. What's a good name for a baby girl, Randy? Wait … you're going to have a what? Tell me you didn't just say what I think you said, little buddy. I'm going to have a baby girl. Met a lady, we fell in love, got married, and now we're going to have a baby girl. Wait ... you're talking about some video game, aren't you? I'm thinking of naming her SIMantha, but that might bee too obvious.

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home