Boat Christening Gifts

'You'll have to excuse Pat; she hates to see champagne go to waste.'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Early Piety

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

Baby Playing Violin

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

Baptism Then and Now

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

"Sinead?!"

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

The Christening Party

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Baptism - "Actually he's quite looking forward to it."

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'

Testing the water temperature in the font.

Tug Of War