Pet Christening Gifts

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

Haute Suture

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Early Piety

Family with pets.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Baby Playing Violin

Dog wearing a cone

Pet Entertainers

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

Separation

"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

Dog Birthdays

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

Baptism Then and Now

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

Disguised Dog

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Dogs and Cake

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"Sinead?!"

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"