Pet Christening T-Shirts

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

Haute Suture

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Early Piety

Family with pets.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Dog wearing a cone

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Baby Playing Violin

Pet Entertainers

Separation

Baptism Then and Now

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"Sinead?!"

Dogs and Cake

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

Disguised Dog

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...'

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

The Christening Party