Baby Christenings Gifts

Regrettable names which probably seemed like a good idea at the time - Rainbow Moon-Child, Anarchy Scum Bag, Freemarket Share-Option, Tony.

baby sweetcorn...

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

Early Piety

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Baby Playing Violin

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Baptism Then and Now

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

'Go forth and multiply!'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"Sinead?!"

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

'He has his father's feet.'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

The Christening Party

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'