Baby Christenings Gifts

Regrettable names which probably seemed like a good idea at the time - Rainbow Moon-Child, Anarchy Scum Bag, Freemarket Share-Option, Tony.

baby sweetcorn...

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

Early Piety

Baby Playing Violin

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Baptism Then and Now

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

'He has his father's feet.'

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

'Go forth and multiply!'

"Sinead?!"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

The Christening Party

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."