Boat Namer Extraordinaire Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for the boat namer extraordinaire? Our collection offers witty and personalized items that celebrate their maritime creativity. Whether they’ve already christened countless vessels or are dreaming of their next epic name, these products are crafted to honor their nautical passion with a playful touch. From humorous mugs to witty t-shirts, each item adds a splash of personality and charm, making every gift a memorable tribute to their maritime mastery.

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'I'm trying to think of a name for my boat.' - 'How about 'Tax Dodge'?'

'I'm trying to think of a name for my boat.' - 'How about 'Tax Dodge'?' mockup

'I'm trying to think of a name for my boat.' - 'How about 'Tax Dodge'?'

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'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.' mockup

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

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'Cannonball!'

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"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink." mockup

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

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'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.' mockup

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

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"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short." mockup

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

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"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!" mockup

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

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Farmer and FIsherman

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"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist." mockup

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

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"Shall I let them breathe."

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Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again mockup

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

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"Ticket and passport, please."

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"Captain, we've taken on strippers." mockup

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

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"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient." mockup

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

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"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

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"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew." mockup

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

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"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port." mockup

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

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'Keep pumping Mildred.'

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Man painting MOM on boat

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"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out." mockup

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

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Walking the Plank.

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'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!' mockup

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

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'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?' mockup

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

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"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate." mockup

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

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"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!" mockup

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

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'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.' mockup

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

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'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!' mockup

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

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Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc.. mockup

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

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"Quick! Hide the valuables."

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Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

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'I told you we should have unionized.' mockup

'I told you we should have unionized.'

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Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure mockup

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

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"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!" mockup

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

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"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments." mockup

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

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"Sorry, Captain, but we have to let you go. You just lack leader-ship skills."

"Sorry, Captain, but we have to let you go. You just lack leader-ship skills." mockup

"Sorry, Captain, but we have to let you go. You just lack leader-ship skills."

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Boat Namer Extraordinaire Gifts Collection

Boat Namer Extraordinaire Mugs

Explore our collection of personalized mugs perfect for boat naming enthusiasts who love a good laugh with their coffee or tea.

Boat Namer Extraordinaire Pillows

Find cozy pillows featuring maritime humor and personalized touches, ideal for home or boat decor that celebrates their favorite hobby.

Boat Namer Extraordinaire Prints

Check out our unique prints that showcase nautical wit and creativity, perfect for decorating their space with a personal touch.

Boat Namer Extraordinaire T-Shirts

Discover witty and customized t-shirts that let boat namer extraodinaire wear their maritime pride wherever they go.