Navigator Extraordinaire Gifts

'Say, Fred...'

Captain in a storm

"Look, a bug!"

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Heading off with a packed bag

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"Touché"

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Moustached gentleman

Saved...life is good!

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Lost around a military base.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Titanic: How's my steering.

Recalculating!

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"